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I heard an ad on the radio this morning about volunteering at the local zoo, and I couldn’t un-convince myself that it wasn’t a good idea… Ouch, so many negatives in that statement… Oh well, I’m over it… Moving on!  I’ve been pouring over the brochures on their site, and plan on filling out an application either tonight or tomorrow. I figure somewhere around 10hrs per week is doable, and it would get me away from my desk to do something meaningful, outside of work.

I hope they put me in with the lions, ’cause I totally want to make “Cat Man” a manly superhero persona… With the powers similar to Aquaman, but not as dumb or meaningless. Seriously, Aquaman? Lame!

So, yeah, hopefully within the next few months, you’ll see me on the news:

“Incredibly Awesome Man can Control Lions with the Power of his Mind”

or

“Incredibly Stupid Man Dies While Trying to Ride a Lion, Wearing a Cape”